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Advertiser: Menkind gifts for men Path: Gifts > Gifts for Men Category: Kitsch & Funny Gifts Description: Sat-Nag - the in-car non-satellite nagging system. Accurate to within two metres of any back seat driver (or mother-in-law - sorry).There's nothing quite like a passenger with an endless stream of deeply irritating phrases and suggestions to drive a motorist around the bend. This hilarious nag-in-the-box manages just that, with lines galore from the worst back-seat driver you'll ever hear. Sat-Nag is, quite simply, the quickest route to road rage and the perfect gift for any long-suffering motorist. The voice replicates that of a Sat-Nav so it sounds suitably bossy. Warning: We don't mean to be sexist, however it is a woman's voice doing all the nagging!Annoying phrases include (but are not limited to...): "At the next junction, you'll be driven around the bend." "In 100 metres, stop and think, did you lock the back door?" "In 50 metres I'm going to put on my really annoying voice" "Is your short cut really faster when we're stuck in really annoying traffic?" "At the next junction I will ask you to wind the window back up because I am freezing and I have just had my hair done." "If you don't slow down and drive within the speed limit, I'm going to phone the police myself." "In 100 metres, I'm going to ask you to move over to the slow lane so I can fix my makeup." "In 50 metres, if you fart again, I'm going to get out of this car and catch a bus."You'll be driven completely around the bend - literally! Price: £9.99 
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